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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. jacktro

    jacktro Black & White

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    Watching Gordon Ramsey on Tv...kind of makes you want to join in!!!
     
  2. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Fucking reported for fucking spamming in the fucking fuck thread. FUCK!
     
  3. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Some chick at work.:mad:
     
  4. Bend Over Backwards

    Bend Over Backwards Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Fuck! That's funny :excited:
     
  5. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    getting a letter from my insurance company saying that my homeowners insurance premiums are going up by $1251/month when i have to renew next month
    i cant wait to see how much all of the policies go up
     
  6. "Naughty"

    "Naughty" Aussie Sex Siren!

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    You took the words right out of my mouth:eek:......Fuck,have you been reading my mind.
     
  7. Bend Over Backwards

    Bend Over Backwards Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Of course I fucking have :eek: but being the gentleman I am I would never reveal what I read :excited::excited:
     
  8. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    $1,251 month? WOW, how fucking big is your house??

    That is a $150,000 a year, if the normal increase is 10% that would mean over a million per year total premium, the property has to be worth $40 or 50 million.
     
  9. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    ok tenguy you have officialy proven that you are a fucking idiot
    they raised it $15012 per year and you realy suck at math
    or maybe you jst use that retard republican math like a real fucktard ripyouoffwhilewecan
    and to get a $40million property id have to own the king ranch by todays standards and i sure as hell would never own that scrub lot of a god forsaken shit hole
    and 10% of $15000 is $1500 and to ht the million level would take decades
    so once again fuck the rich republicans and their ways and im happy hating them and their wishes
    HILLARY 2016
     
  10. Lickable

    Lickable Porn Star

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    Fuck.....I hate boring people!
     
  11. blupwr

    blupwr Porn Star

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    woke up and looked at my phone with 19 text messages
     
  12. Bend Over Backwards

    Bend Over Backwards Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Can't fucking argue with that sentiment! ;)
     
  13. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    RR, you are burying yourself, one shovelful at a time.

    Who in there right mind would believe that your home insurance has INCREASED $15,012/year?? Like I stated, if it was a 10% INCREASE it would mean that your annual insurance bill is at least $165,000.

    My home owners insurance is less than $600/year on a home appraised for $225,000. Your claim puts your bill at 275 times mine, which would make your homes appraised value about $61,875,000.

    How fucking stupid are you? Your spelling is atrocious, your sentence structure is non-existent and your is punctuation laughable. Your outrageous claim of that rate increase only serves to fortifies my opinion of your total lack of intellect.
     
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  14. Bend Over Backwards

    Bend Over Backwards Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Before you go slagging-off another member of the forum you really ought to make 100% certain that YOUR intellect and grammar is not open to question. I have highlighted FIVE grammatical and spelling errors in your post. Not bad for the cocky idiot who tries to be so clever on my 'Cupid Stunts' thread.

    Thank you for proving my point once again :p

    FYI: there = their
    Like I stated = as I stated
    homes = homes'
    and your is punctuation = and your punctuation is
    serves to fortifies - fortify
     
  15. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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    What kept me busy this afternoon:

    To find a hotmail and a yahoo account both hacked at the same time.

    To have their passwords changed, to have one blocked and the other's 7000 or so emails deleted, just like that.

    These were unusual accounts. They were only ever used in one place.

    I wonder who would do such a thing and why?

    Not fuck, just mild surprise.
     
  16. jacktro

    jacktro Black & White

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    Woken up by the phone while about dreaming of "Danger Wanking".....FUCK
     
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    My body is telling me I'm not as young as I used to be.
     
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    Just taken me half an hour to "walk" 25 yards.

    FUCK.

     
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    I clicked over to express what made me say "Fuck!" today and saw this spam!! "Fuck!!!"
     
  20. Rixer

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    It's Monday. Fuck.